Christmas is all about the festivities. We decorate our homes, wear Santa costumes, eat gingerbread, and decorate our boobs. Wait… what?
This year, the celebrations have already gone overboard and it has been decided that a nipple has quite a resemblance to Rudolph’s nose. This is, unfortunately, a trend that is taking off. But, fortunately, it’ll only be around for a week.
Women have been popping one boob out of a shirt or jumper and decorating the area as our favourite reindeer. The breast is decorated with tinsel, goggly eyes, and even a shiny, red nose.
RUDE-olph strikes again.