If you’re hunting for something a little different for your Christmas tree this year, perhaps vagina baubles are what you’ve been looking for.
Yes, that’s right, you can now decorate your tree with felt vaginas.
Unsurprisingly, the alternative tree decoration isn’t something you’ll be able to find at Kmart. No, as with most genitalia creations, you’ll find that they’re only available on Etsy.
They’re created by Feltmelons, an online store that specialise in felt vulvas and boobs. Known as vaginaments, they come in four sizes, as well as the one-lipped kind and a pierced variety. Just like in real life, they’re all unique.
Each bauble has been handcrafted from felt and the colour options are endless.
The clitoris is a tiny, jingling bell, and Feltmelons say that if you hold the ornament up to your ear, you’ll “hear waves crashing on distant, rocky shores”. We’re not entirely sure that’s true, but we’re willing to give it a go.
If vaginas aren’t for you, Feltmelons also do boob ornaments that support breast cancer research, and if hanging private parts on your tree is a little too much, you can always get a magnet or a keychain.
So, if you’re wanting your Christmas tree to stand out from others this year this is definitely the way to do it, but the verdict is still out on as to whether these are cute or not. What do you think?