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You can now get a blowjob along with your coffee in a Swiss cafe

Let me paint you a picture, guys. It’s a Monday morning, you leave the house in the usual rush hour with plenty of time to grab your habitual morning coffee. Just round the corner from the office you pop into your regular café and order the same thing you do every morning: cappuccino with extra foam and fellatio, there’s no better way to start the day.

Something seem out of the ordinary? That’s because the civilised world is only now being introduced to fellatio cafés thanks to Switzerland, a country where sex work is legal and coffee and blowjobs are considered a winning combination.

By the end of 2016, the first of these cafés will be opened in Geneva by the company FaceGirl. The idea is that customers enter and sit down just like any other establishment. Each table has an iPad from which they can select and order which coffee they would like, as well as which lady. We’re not quite sure of the ergonomics but we’re guessing there’s some kind of tunnel network under the tables?

The proprietors say that the whole experience is supposed to take no more than 10 minutes (that shouldn’t be a problem…) and costs the equivalent of $67. That’s quite a price-tag to stick on your morning caffeine hit…

About the author

Milo Sumner is a day-dreamer, living and breathing in London. When feeling low, he tends to cut loose and chase after dogs in the park. Otherwise he can usually be found pondering what to have for lunch.