Just when you thought breaking up through text could be the most despicable and insensitive way of ending a relationship, online store ThinkGeek comes up with something more dastardly: The Break Up Bean.
Once planted, the lima bean will need five days of tender nurturing before it can sprout into the heartbreaking flora it was made to be. On it will be the two simple but hurtful statements we’re all used to hearing: ‘It’s Over’ and ‘Let’s Be Friends’.
‘Beginning a relationship often starts with the gift of flora’, reads the product description. ‘So, why shouldn’t relationships end the same way? Exactly! It’s poetic when things come full circle’. Head on over here to purchase a Break Up Bean for your unloved one.