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Distractify compile the worst puns ever

Puns are a hate it or love it thing. If it’s good and witty, it can put a smile on your face. If it’s not, you have one of those ‘shaking my head’ moments and want to strangle someone. Ok, here’s some good ones I know.

Which American president was least guilty? Lincoln. Why? Because he was… in a cent.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to… put down.

If Shaquille O’Neal were a banana he’d be… Shaquille O’Peal!

Ok maybe not that good after all. But since you’re in a strangling mood now, might as well make the most out of it and check out more bad puns here. I’m sure it will be a pun-tastic time.

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Inigo is a writer and graphic designer from Manila, Philippines. He is a soldier of love who will carry you on his strong back of awesomeness when the zombie apocalypse arrives.