We know, Etsy has long been a free-for-all place where you can find the best stuff and the worst stuff. When it’s bad, it’s really, really bad — and that’s why a site like Regretsy exists (sadly, it’s no longer updated). Now we’ve just seen the worst unicorn costume ever — complete with deerskin pockets! […]
A recent Groupon deal in Malaysia had unicorn rides going for cheap at just, oh, US$2.9million (RM9million) a pop. The goods are USA-imported unicorns, with optional magic pumpkin carriages or a ‘fairy god mother with up to 5 centuries of experience’. Unfortunately it’s exactly what it smells like: a hoax. Still, the hilarious disclaimer that […]
Talking unicorns never die. Especially when it’s Charlie and his blue and pink unicorn entourage that’s finally risen from three long years of dead air since the last instalment with a new clip. Naturally, the Jason Steele production features explosions, laser tasers, space travel, annoying voices. And — but of course — a glitzy musical-style […]
Well, well, well, look at what two good Etsy folks, Tom and Jill Banwell from California, have for us: black vegetable-tanned leather masks that don’t just transform you into unicorns, but superhero unicorns. Each mask comes with a hollow resin spiral unicorn horn and even comes with long blinky leathery eyelashes (‘both upper and lower’, the Banwells are quick to add). At last check, only ten sets were left. Go get one and fight all the ugliness in this world immediately.
I stumbled upon this beautiful Unicorn Skull necklace from New Zealand artist Meghan Geliza. Called Unicorn from the End of Days, it’s a limited-edition run from an original painting. Enclosed in beautiful glass cabochon. Brilliant! Any misfit must get their hands on one.
So have you seen that app that turns your portrait into a unicorn version of you set to a kitschy unicorn dreaming hypercolour backdrop? A real party starter (or stopper), this app is a must for anyone who has ever believed that actually magic happens.