The Shakespeare Insult Kit by Tastefully Offensive

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By Zolton in New Trends on Wednesday 26 October 2011

Yes, yes, I am either a ‘bawdy beef-witted bum-bailey’ or a ‘dankish fen-sucked harpy’. For the life of me, I just can’t work out which.

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Better ways to abuse your workmates

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By Zolton in New Trends on Thursday 24 February 2011

We’re going to print and frame this collection of politically correct alternate phrases and hang it on a wall of the Lost At E Minor office. Yes, practice does make perfect. Now, all together now: ‘Excuse me, sir? I don’t think you understand’.

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