Yes, yes, I am either a ‘bawdy beef-witted bum-bailey’ or a ‘dankish fen-sucked harpy’. For the life of me, I just can’t work out which.
We’re going to print and frame this collection of politically correct alternate phrases and hang it on a wall of the Lost At E Minor office. Yes, practice does make perfect. Now, all together now: ‘Excuse me, sir? I don’t think you understand’.