The Blobfish might have been dubbed as the ‘world’s ugliest animal’ but at least it’s much cuddlier than you – at least in plush form. Online purveyor of cool stuff, ThinkGeek, is selling a plush version of the grumpiest cat of the sea. The website says it’s super soft and made for hugging, just like […]
Octopoda, assemble! Etsy seller and cosplayer Darcy created these cuddly tentacled versions of Earth’s mightiest heroes. The collection of plushies comes with witty (and some not so witty) octopus-inspired names like Tony Starktopus, Thorctopus, Loktopus, and Captain America. Each huggable creature very much resembles the superhero they aspire to be, for instance, Loktopus bearing the […]
Don’t forget your cornrows before heading out for a bike ride, it might just save your life! Berlin-based design team ‘Bless’ gives the traditional bike headgear a bit of swag with the ‘Bless Helmdo’, a helmet inspired by the trendy and timeless cornrows hair style. Gone are the days when you have to wait hours […]
Say hasta la vista to that painful process of trying to create the perfect sushi roll. Arm yourselves with this secret weapon from Firebox, and you will dominate your sushi cravings like never before. The Sushi Bazooka is a kitchen tool that makes your life easier by removing that daunting phase of having to load all the filling perfectly and shaping it afterwards.
You’ll never know when you need a banana, so it’s best to have one nearby even if you’re on a bike. Designed by Etsy seller ‘Biken’, this quirky bicycle accessory is designed to safely transport and protect your banana from harm. The genuine leather strap can be attached to the bike’s frame, or if you’re extra clingy, to your waist belt.
Line the walls of your beautiful home with deadly parasites and bacteria with these embroidered microbes by Etsy seller Alicia Watkins. Her store, ‘Watty’s Wall Stuff’, sells her cross stitched creations, which range from gangsta mottos to Patrick Stewart to zombie welcome signs. But the items that have caught our fancy are these embroideries of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Black Mold, the common cold, and other microbes. Because what’s the point of Herpes’ existence if you can’t decorate your home with it, right?
Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here, a marine mammal in my cup of tea. South Korean design studio ‘Gongdreen’ created the adorable ‘Dreaming Whale’ to give tea drinkers a whale of a time. Adding the tea leaves is simple, you just have to open the whale’s mouth and shove it all in, because it’s common knowledge that whales love eating chamomile and oolong more than plankton. The miniature whales are made of food grade silicone and come in grey, sky blue, and pink – though I wish they made a white one for a cool Moby Dick reference. They also come with a detachable water spout that doubles as a stirrer.
These jars of feces reek of justice and courage. While most of us would defecate average, brown-coloured dung, Boston-based artist and Etsy seller Michelle Antoni of ‘AntonisArtAsylum’ believes superheroes also need to conceal their poop with costumes. The result are these costumed poop sculptures inspired by Batman, Spider-man, and the Hulk.
Careful what you say against the gay community, you might just end up in a dark place. Orlando-based graphic designer Fernando Sosa used a 3D printer to come up with a hilarious form of political protest: a butt plug that looks like Vladimir Putin.
Those boring, old teapots in your cupboard just came to life thanks to these snail tea cozies. Designed by Ravelry user Anke Klempner, she used yarn, a pair of pipe cleaners, and a small amount of filling (for the eyes), to put some imagination into otherwise average teapots. Who knew pottery and molluscs would look […]
The ‘Slap It’ lamp is a cheeky device that is shaped like a human butt. If that wasn’t amusing enough, it can be turned on (pun intended) and off by squeezing it or spanking it. The lamp was created by London-based artist Joseph Begley, who says it ‘simultaneously combines the stress relieving satisfaction of slapping a bottom, with the practical application of providing light.
Move over, Barbie. There’s a new girl in town, and her name is Lammily. For years, artist Nickolay Lamm has been passionate about the negative effects of Barbie’s unrealistic body on the psyche of young women. So much in fact that he made a computer rendition of a doll with the proper proportions of a teenage girl.
Signatures are so last year. It’s time to take narcissism to the next level by having your beloved face immortalized forever on a rubber stamp! Approve documents and mark your territory by inking them with your image and likeness. You can get this neat little branding machine through ‘Stamp Yo Face’, a service that will […]
According to ‘Happy Hour Timepieces’, it’s always 5 o’ clock somewhere. And they make sure you don’t forget with these beautiful, beer-ready watches they’ve developed.
It’s time to ditch those red, frat boy party cups and move on to something more mature: party cups with photo-realistic noses printed on the side. ‘Pick Your Nose Party Cups’, are a set of 24 paper drinking cups with a sense of humour. They have noses printed on the side, such that when someone takes a drink, they’ll look like they have a different nose and mouth. It’s hilarious when the ladies pick the ones with the moustache design, giving prowling guys the chance to use the pick-up line: ‘Excuse me, but I moustache you something’.