Sex toys these days can look as discreet as a tube of mascara or as conspicuous as a… sex toy. But would you know a sex toy from a dog toy if you had to play a little game called ‘Sex Toy or Dog Toy?’ Probably not. There’s some weird, weird stuff out there, for your dog and yourself.
Kangaroo wranglers help a poor roo get its head unstuck from a watering can (it’s ok, the kanga was freed)
A two-metre tall red kangaroo thought it was a great idea to fetch a drink… in a watering can. After taking a sip, this poor roo got its head caught inside the steel can and needed a few kangaroo wranglers to help him out.
Stephen Peterson had just finished a job and was packing up ready to go home when a goat appeared out of nowhere. After petting the goat and seeing that it was friendly, he was surprised to see a llama charging right at him!
Dogs can fetch. Birds can mimic their owners. And slow lorises… well, in some cases, they pole dance. This adorable slow loris is fully trained and belongs to Irina Goncharova, a Russian Instagram personality.
Maymo the beagle loves carrots. So what do you think he does when he sees a whole bunch of them hanging from the ceiling, then flying around the room? Oh, he gets excited.
Swedish sign language interpreter makes it hard to tell who’s actually competing in this singing contest
You know what? Girls might just wanna have fun, but sign language interpreters just wanna get down and boogie! The world was amused when Lydia Callis gave an Oscar-worthy performance of signing while New York City Mayor Bloomberg gave a speech on Hurricane Sandy.
Cockatiels are known for their melodious tweets. And Great Danes are known for their goofiness. So put them both together in a home video and you’ve got gold. As the cockatiel moves in closer toward its four-legged friend, he lets out a screeching tweet. The dog’s reaction?
This cat has no idea he’s keeping the whole house up at night. To him, it’s just another evening cuddling up in bed, dreaming about mice and climbing cat towers. To his human family, it’s a night of tossing and turning as their moggie snores away like a locomotive.
You might know of a subreddit called Shower Thoughts. It’s where people go to score karma points for sharing their musings while bathing, such as ‘If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, then Mary had a Little Lamb’. You get the drift.
Most of us would agree that it’s what Judge Judy says that makes us watch her TV show. Those quick retorts get us every time: ‘Baloney!’, ‘Um is not an answer’, ‘Do you come from a long line of idiots?’, and ‘DON’T lie to me’. Oh, Judge Judy. Your sharp tongue and quick wit is why we love you. But for a second we’re going to imagine you didn’t talk at all, and that all your cases were just really creepy staring matches.
Ok, so maybe he wasn’t actually drowning, but that’s not what this dog thought. When his owner was underwater for a bit longer than normal, this canine jumped immediately to the rescue.
These fishermen only thought they were fishing. Turns out they were wrong. They were the ones being fished! As they sat at sea waiting for some fish to bite, a shark decided to have some fun. Scaring the men well enough, the video consists of mainly bleeped out words. There was one quote we could heard, ‘It’s bigger than the boat!‘
Do the things we do online make sense in real life? Prank video shows just how silly social media can be!
Last year we showed you Jena Kingsley’s hilarious Are You On The List? video where she punked unsuspecting coffee lovers at a Starbucks. Now the comedian is back with an even better video you’ve gotta watch.
This man had no idea his day would consist of the following unfortunate events. If he did, he probably wouldn’t have left his house. Being stuck in an elevator is a nightmare. A tight space with strangers, the feeling of claustrophobia sets in as you think you can’t breathe well. Then, your survival mode takes over and you begin asking questions like: Do we have enough food?
There’s not much we can say about this: it’s a monkey in a snowsuit, bouncing around in the snow like a giddy kid in a candy shop. And when all’s said and done, it may well be the weirdest damn thing we’ve ever seen.