Creepy skeletal garden gnomes

Annie Churdar Contributor

By Annie Churdar in New Products on Friday 29 November 2013

Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have a family of skeletal garden gnomes living in your front lawn. These creepy lawn ornaments are sure to get a reaction. Whether you love them or hate them, I think everyone can admit they’re really funny and unexpected.

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Depressed birthday candles

Annie Churdar Contributor

By Annie Churdar in New Products on Wednesday 4 September 2013

Not feeling up for another birthday in your life? Are you finally at the age where birthday get-togethers feel more like a funeral? Then I’m sure you’ll appreciate these depressing birthday candles. Instead of proudly announcing your new age, they spell the phrase, ‘Don’t ask’.

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You need a Cigarette Cellphone? This is a sign you might be addicted

Annie Churdar Contributor

By Annie Churdar in New Trends on Friday 7 June 2013

You might be addicted to cigarettes if your phone resembles a pack of cigarettes. This is a real cellphone design released by a Chinese phone company trying to appeal to the rising number of smokers in China. And not only is it the exact size and packaging of a pack, but the phone actually holds […]

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Sit on the face of your favourite celebrity … no really!

Contributions Reader Find

By Jo Hancox in New Products on Wednesday 2 January 2013

Ever been sitting in the office or on your sofa at home and dreamt of resting your head, or indeed sitting, on your favourite celebrities’ face? Better still, how about your partner or loved one? Send me a photo to SitOnMyFace and I will hand-sketch the face/faces from a photo provided to create bespoke soft furnishings and furniture featuring the portrait of your choice. Add some amusement to a creative space at work, remind yourself of a loved one, or simply sit on your favourite celebs face whilst relaxing on the sofa!

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Love Energy Potion

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Tuesday 22 March 2011

Hey, we could all do with a little help sometimes. This Love Energy Potion is packed with enough wickedness to get you feeling ready and randy for whatever lies ahead. Wait, did we say lie? Whoops! Now go and find your love.

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Boyfriend in a Bottle

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Friday 28 January 2011

With Valentines day fast approaching, why even bother with the real thing when you can have your boyfriend in a bottle. Guarenteed to never loudly eat Doritos whilst watching boring SNL repeats.

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Clip on Bin

Gerry Mak Reader Find

By Gerry Mak in New Products on Thursday 14 October 2010

I think I’m turning into a housewife because I really love this clip-on bin by Jay Kwak Design that makes it really easy to sweep crap off of a table.

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Canned Unicorn Meat is now for sale

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Tuesday 21 September 2010

Acting on unprecedented demand for the product, and having overcome a cease and desist notice from the rather humourless people at the Pork Board, our friends at ThinkGeek have now made their infamous Canned Unicorn Meat available for sale. Why? Well, as they say: ‘Caviar is so 1980s. Unicorn is the sparkling, crunchy, savory meat […]

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Carlashes: eyelashes for your car

Nini Baseema Contributor

By Nini Baseema in New Products on Wednesday 1 September 2010

Are you heading out for the night and wish to look at your girly best? Now you can not only pimp yourself, but also your vehicle. We proudly present to you car eyelashes. Simply install these inexpensive little accessories on the headlights, with a little automotive grade adhesive, and you’re good to rock the road.

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Evil Misfortune Cookies

Michelle Wilding Reader Find

By Michelle Wilding in New Products on Friday 23 July 2010

Be careful what you wish for. Or, in this case, what you open! Evil Fortune Cookies by Think Geek actually hate you. With a combination of rude, insulting and hilarious messages hidden inside, they come packaged in a ten pack take-out box to ruin your Chinese dinner nights. At the same time, the box is […]

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Daily Affirmation Gum

Casper Johansson Reader Find

By Casper Johansson in New Trends on Monday 17 May 2010

Who needs Thomas the Tank Engine-like positive reinforcement when you can chew and be motivated at the same time. Each pack of Daily Affirmation Gum contains two fruit-flavoured gum balls and an uplifting affirmation. As Confucius says, ‘life is sweet’. And so it is.

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Clocky: a moving alarm clock

The Uncool Hunter Reader Find

By The Uncool Hunter in New Products on Thursday 13 May 2010

Clocky is an alarm clock that notices if you don’t wake up and starts moving all over your bedroom so you won’t be able to catch it and turn the alarm off. Its main intention is to hide and keep ringing untl you wake up. This tinny alarm clock has two all-terrain wheels that can […]

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ChumBuddy sleeping bag

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Design on Thursday 13 May 2010

As if they already didn’t have a bad name. this sleeping bag is giving the sharks of the world the WRONG idea. Called the ChumBuddy, it’s entirely hand-sewn, contains around thirty pounds of poly-fill, and comes with rather expensive life insurance. No, no, just kidding. Really.

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