In-jokes, private snickering, tactless wording? Hmmm. You’ve got a recipe for some of the best damn headlines your imagination could never conjur. Yet someone’s actually did. Splendid!
Don’t you know this ritual, too? Monday morning, coffee to go, picking up your newspaper of choice, curious to see what’s the top news today. This is the kind of cover that makes me spit out my coffee giggling.