Is this the greatest invention since sliced bread? Well, for meat eaters, perhaps. The Wake N’ Bacon is an alarm clock that ‘wakes you up with the smell of cooking bacon instead of a buzzer’. Yes, that’s right: ‘The aroma wakes you up, then you can open the oven component and eat the bacon itself’. Brilliant! Now, if it could only perculate a pot of coffee too.
If getting up in the morning is a problem for you, we have a simple, albeit potentially pricey, solution: the Cash Shredding Alarm Clock takes your hard earned and starts chewing it up for as long as it takes for you to get active and turn the damn thing off. That’s a nice wad of [...]