No one, absolutely no one we know, actually finds any money in the fortune cookies they eat. Which is why these Diana Eng recycled leather fortune cookie coin purses — that let us stick our small change in them — are so great. Bonus: they come with printed fortune readings for those of us who are traditional about fortune cookies that way.
The universe must have heard us mentally groan one too many times at the sweepingly random lines we always find within these fortune cookies. So a company based in the California Bay area is now producing iLL fortune cookies with messages like ‘Sleep with one eye opened. The lemurs are coming’. to ‘Within one month you will be stabbed by a clown’.