One Gallon Hip Flask

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By Margarita Peker in New Products on Tuesday 22 November 2011

This is a one gallon hip flask. These are the reasons you may need one: 1. I’ve tried booking hotels in two Australian cities this week, and apparently they are all full. I have also tried catching several taxis this week, and waddaya know, they’re all full too. Based on this field research, I’ve come to the conclusion that the planet is overpopulating and we’re all going to sufffocate. Let’s get drunk so we pass out before that happens.

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Monster Skin Rug

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By Zolton in New Products on Monday 27 July 2009

The problem with owning a Monster Skin Rug like this one is that every time you walked across it, you’d be paranoid the damn thing would rear up and bite your leg.

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