Ok, so this is either the greatest invention of all time, or the dumbest. We’re not quite sure which. Regardless, the idea of eating crackers and cheese out of a flap built into your pants sounds kinda fun. And that’s just where our mind starts to race at the endless possibilities of it all.
Talk about eco-friendly jewelry! A bonsai on your cocktail ring? Sure. Twigs around your neck? Perfect. She does it with such care, restraint and attention to the ‘chic level’, though, that I’d be delighted to wear one right away and water it after taking it off tonight.
The work of emerging Romanian designer, Lana Dumitru, this somewhat revealing Facebook dress allows you to show your profile and a whole lot more. It was part of her graduation collection which tracks woman’s evolution ‘from the initial stage of nudity up to her upgraded virtual level of being’. Indeed.
Like a little skeleton with your belt? This Delfina Delettrez Skeletor Belt is meant to hug at the waist of the living, giving the appearance of a teeny, creepy midsection. Made of sterling silver, the belt is the ultimate in glamorous goth.
This Nipple Bra from the ’70s might seem ridiculous to us now, but think of all the various ways people still create illusions and deceptions with their bodies — butt lifting underwear, padded bras, weaves, implants, and bound feet. People are just so weird.
Talk about killing two birds with one stone. For the bride on a budget, or just the insatiably hungry groom, now you wear your cake and eat thanks to this his outrageous Wedding Cake Dress designed by Lukka Sigurdardottir.
Take your fish on a walk today. That’s right. Exercise the little bugger and make a fashion statement at the same time with this stylist Fishbowl Tote by designer Michal Shabtiali. Errr, goldfish not included.