Truth. I’m not sure I even get this service. Apparently, on this website one can build a ‘skin’ for a character to be used in a game called Minecraft. I don’t even know what Minecraft is. So why am I even bringing this to your attention? I happen to know the designer. So many people have used his website and bought his product that the site crashed. An awful lot of people must really like what this site is offering. Dressing up a character for a video game is all the rage. (I get that. I dressed up my Barbies)

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For someone like me, who’s been a HUGE Alfred Hitchcock fan all of her life, this is an absolute must-have: The Hitchcock Birds Barbie Doll. YEs, finally a barbie who’s not for the birds. (Sorry, Mattel!) Sadly, this collector’s item seems to be sold out already. Maybe it’s time for a ‘Dial M for Murder’ edition, then?

Damn! Who would have known America’s sweetheart could get so twisted. Mariel Clayton, that’s who, the brilliantly evil mind behind this Bad Barbie photo series. The inspiration? Simple: ‘You can’t get to be Barbie without an ocean’s worth of peroxide, 27 plastic surgeries and a complete lack of intelligence, so it irritates me immensely that this is the toy of choice women give to their daughters to emulate. Behind the vacuous perpetual lipsticked-smile lurks the black heart of the true sociopath, just like in real life’.

I was never a big fan of Barbie, but I would travel to Shanghai just to visit this mind-blowing castle for Barbie dolls.