Bacon Coffin: bury yourself in meat

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Wednesday 13 June 2012

For the bacon lover in your family comes this (nearly) delectable treat: a bacon coffin, so they can spend eternity huddled next to their favourite swine. Oh, and it’ll set you back just $3000. Bargain!

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Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

The Urban Grocer Contributor

By The Urban Grocer in New Products on Thursday 15 December 2011

Some people like their bacon black and crispy. Others like it a gently seared pinkish brown. Well, we’re here to tell you that there’s a brand new way to enjoy your favorite piggy treat: In red and white stripes. And you don’t chew it, you lick it. That’s right, folks. We’re talking about bacon-flavored candy canes, and given that this year’s bacon craze doesn’t seem anywhere close to dying down, we’re betting that these babies are going to be selling hot and fast this holiday season. Move over mint, pork is so 2011.

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Baconlube: now you can be a real bacon lover

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Friday 9 December 2011

Bacon Alarm Clocks; Bacon Soap; Bacon in the air. What’s left? Why, Baconlube, of course. That’s right. You can enhance your foreplay with the ‘world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil’. What began as an April Fool’s joke has, by popular demand, become a real product. And all for the sake of Keeping It […]

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Alarm clock wakes you to the smell of cooking bacon

Zolton Editor

By Zolton in New Products on Tuesday 29 November 2011

Is this the greatest invention since sliced bread? Well, for meat eaters, perhaps. The Wake N’ Bacon is an alarm clock that ‘wakes you up with the smell of cooking bacon instead of a buzzer’. Yes, that’s right: ‘The aroma wakes you up, then you can open the oven component and eat the bacon itself’. Brilliant! Now, if it could only perculate a pot of coffee too.

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