If I were a superstar DJ with way too much time on my hands, I’d take this track from 80s Scottish rock icons, Big Country, and remix the damn thing, turning it into a club anthem and making vast riches along the way. But I’m not, so I’ll just sit back and sip on this lukewarm coffee instead.

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Women dressing as men dressing as women, then performing. Confused? You shouldn’t be. The Kingpins plunder all that’s cringe worthy and noteworthy from 1980s music videos for their live performances and video clips. After beginning in the Sydney drag scene, they won several competitions and have now gone on to tour internationally. Their live shows are known for skimpy outfits and intense energy, and often feature copious amounts of cock-rock which embodies a sarcastic brand of misogyny. The high-quality videos then cast that same judgmental eye over everyday spaces and the bland repetition in most people’s lives.

What is it about 1980s videos? I mean, seriously, it’s like every director from that period swallowed a big bowl of feelgood cheese [with extra Gruyere on top] and got deeper and deeper into that saccharine sweet, naive world of day-glo kitsch. But, damn, I kinda wish the film clips of today were even half as creative. On a side note, my next haircut will be like Nik Kershaw’s, circa 1984? Oh boy! That mop needs a zip code all of its own.