Hey, we could all do with a little help sometimes. This Love Energy Potion is packed with enough wickedness to get you feeling ready and randy for whatever lies ahead. Wait, did we say lie? Whoops! Now go and find your love.
If it’s not enough for you to butter your toast, try imprinting a fun design on it. Perfect for those people who need something more than coffee to put a smile on their face in the mornings.
Oh what, you have a problem with this? Eating giant spider? Well, the Cambodians clearly don’t. This Oven-Baked Tarantula is ‘baked in its native Cambodia, and collected from monitored sources (to protect the tarantula’s natural population)’. Err, we’ll pass thanks, but the more adventurous amongst you …
Bacon, bacon, everywhere bacon. Following on from the trend to incorporate swine into every food and drink product imaginable, comes this, Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: ‘wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon’. Good. Now go cover up that nick.
Our friends over at Think Geek recently released the ultimate tee for music nerds. The fully-playable Electronic Music Sythesizer t shirt features ‘eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box’. So now you can work on your Flock Of Seagulls covers regardless of where you are.
For the foodie looking to wrap their tonsils around the next big thing, comes this offering from our friends over at Think Geek: ‘the world’s largest ant, a delicacy from the Colombian Amazon’.
At first glance, this turquoise tee looks bright, with cool graphics making it dude friendly. But on closer look, the graphic camera on the tee from ThinkGeek comes equipped with an actual spy cam stitched in. A remote control clicker can be stashed in your pant pocket to take photos of unsuspecting folks. Is that [...]
If you’ve ever felt lonely, with the computer screen blaring in your face, look no further than Tengu, here to keep you company. Just by plugging him into your computer through your USB port, he will sing along to any music that you play in addition to making seven different facial expressions.
Acting on unprecedented demand for the product, and having overcome a cease and desist notice from the rather humourless people at the Pork Board, our friends at ThinkGeek have now made their infamous Canned Unicorn Meat available for sale. Why? Well, as they say: ‘Caviar is so 1980s. Unicorn is the sparkling, crunchy, savory meat [...]
I am so excited for Ghostbusters III. It comes out in 2012, just before the world ends. The folks over at Think Geek have these awesome caffeinated Stay Puft marshmallows. Genius. Let’s wrap this earth party up proper.
After a long night on a cocktail bender, I often find myself on the floor, in over-sized shades, listening to the sound of my beating heart as if it’s saying to me, ‘Why Me?, Why Me?, Why Me?’. Fashion nerd and Project Runway contestant, Diana Eng, has come up with something part geek and all [...]
Be careful what you wish for. Or, in this case, what you open! Evil Fortune Cookies by Think Geek actually hate you. With a combination of rude, insulting and hilarious messages hidden inside, they come packaged in a ten pack take-out box to ruin your Chinese dinner nights. At the same time, the box is [...]
We recently posted about ThinkGeek’s meaty April Fools Joke: Fake Unicorn Meat. Well, it seems not everyone found it quite as amusing as we — and, evidently, you — did. As our friends at URLesque have noted, the National Pork Board have sent ThinkGeek a cease and desist letter. Read it in full after the jump.
As tea geek, I could go on and on about the purity of the flavor found in Ineeka teas, and describe nuances in a vocabulary usually reserved for wine cellars. However, I am just going to tell you that it is good. Real good! Ineeka is the only tea company in North America that grows its own tea and they use a bio-dynamic growing system to do so (think fair trade and organic growing, but super sized).
I personally like the way a couple ice cubes can dilute and take the edge off of a glass of whiskey, but some people prefer their booze both cold and potent. These soapstone cubes retain cold after chilling in the freezer for a few hours, and will bring down the temperature of your beverage without [...]