No, no, we’re not done rocking the bacon bandwagon yet. Just for the lads who want to shave in top bloke fashion, bacon shaving cream actually exists. It sounds like a joke (the official marketing spew goes ‘It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want […]
You’d have thought the human race would have been done with our obsession with bacon by now. Apparently not. Swiss artist Natalie Luder has a limited edition run of some very realistic digitally-printed 100% silk slabs of bacon scarves with the tantalizing name of Fou Lard. At just 160 Swiss francs, it’s a steal considering it’s bacon you will never run out of.
Perfect for those who like to fix a stiff drink in the morning: the glazed donut flavoured vodka by 360 Vodka
For the bacon lover in your family comes this (nearly) delectable treat: a bacon coffin, so they can spend eternity huddled next to their favourite swine. Oh, and it’ll set you back just $3000. Bargain!
Coffee and doughnuts is a classic combination. But beer and doughnuts may take some adjusting to, until you realize that it is probably what you’ve always been dreaming of. And so Rogue Ales of Oregon teamed up with our favourite off-the-wall doughnut vendors in what can only be described as ‘a collision of crazies’ to create a beer that encapsulates North America: Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale.
Have you ever had a cupcake and thought ‘this is out of this world’? Then you’ve never had a Cup Cake From Mars. Dark Chocolate Bacon, Oreo Cheesecake, Blue Moon, Ketchup or French Toast with Maple Syrup frosting. These are just some of the outrageous, but delicious, choices they have on their menu. And in case you forget, they will remind you: ‘Life is way too short not to laugh and eat cupcakes‘.
So, a horse walks into a bar … no, wait. A man walks into a Burger King in Tokyo and orders a burger made from 1,050 pieces of bacon. That’s right: something like 3 full grown pigs. Yup, and we wonder who the real swine in this case is?
Some people like their bacon black and crispy. Others like it a gently seared pinkish brown. Well, we’re here to tell you that there’s a brand new way to enjoy your favorite piggy treat: In red and white stripes. And you don’t chew it, you lick it. That’s right, folks. We’re talking about bacon-flavored candy canes, and given that this year’s bacon craze doesn’t seem anywhere close to dying down, we’re betting that these babies are going to be selling hot and fast this holiday season. Move over mint, pork is so 2011.
Bacon Alarm Clocks; Bacon Soap; Bacon in the air. What’s left? Why, Baconlube, of course. That’s right. You can enhance your foreplay with the ‘world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil’. What began as an April Fool’s joke has, by popular demand, become a real product. And all for the sake of Keeping It […]
Is this the greatest invention since sliced bread? Well, for meat eaters, perhaps. The Wake N’ Bacon is an alarm clock that ‘wakes you up with the smell of cooking bacon instead of a buzzer’. Yes, that’s right: ‘The aroma wakes you up, then you can open the oven component and eat the bacon itself’. Brilliant! Now, if it could only perculate a pot of coffee too.
Food Porn. This beautifully shot and designed ‘how to’ video teaches you how to make bacon wrapped eggs and is sure to entice just about anyone with its bacony goodness. Check out more from the creators, Recipe Cards.
What will they stink of next? A chain of supermarkets in Brooklyn and Staten Island have began a radical experiment to pump the aromas of Lindt Chocolate and Smoky Bacon, among other flavours, into the air as a way to encourage mouth buds to start watering. And it seems to be working. Fruit sales are […]
Bacon candy was one thing. Bacon cologne was pushing it. And now there is this: bacon soap. Yup, from ThinkGeek comes this new soap that is not only marbled to look like real bacon but made to smell like it too. Just like that first whiff of salty, greasy bacon cooking in the morning, lathering […]
What the pork? Has the infatuation with bacon gone too far? Yes, and yes. Though there will be some who will be into this scent from Fargginay, which combines eleven essential oils, flowers, herbs, with the essence of bacon.
Bacon, bacon, everywhere bacon. Following on from the trend to incorporate swine into every food and drink product imaginable, comes this, Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: ‘wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon’. Good. Now go cover up that nick.