Let Batman guard your wealth
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So, that Batman guy. He fights crime, zips around in a Batmobile and lives the high-flying life as billionaire Bruce Wayne when he’s not all caped up. No reason why he can’t guard our hard-earned money as well. The Batman money clip by Think Geek — essentially a matte black rubberised batarang that folds — will see that you never lose these cash wads in a fist fight.
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The Decomposition Book from Think Geek
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The decomposition book looks just like the composition book, but it’s way cooler. It’s made from one hunded percent post-consumer recycled paper and produced with a little help from biogas, which comes from … wait for it … decaying matter.
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Tentacle Fingers: creep out your friends why don’t you
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There is nothing more awesome than having tentacle fingers. Creep out your friends or make them laugh. Yes, I really need this product in my life.
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Lego TIE fighter and Death Star set
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This 65-piece Lego set of a TIE Interceptor complete with pilot and mini-Death Star is only $10. Not too shabby for the broke geek.
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Facebook Shower Curtain
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Just when you thought a particular social network couldn’t dominate your life any further than it already has, think again. It’s now set to invade more than just your headspace as it moves from pixels to reality. Interior geek chic just went 2.0 with the invention of the Facebook Shower Curtain. While it’s definitely not [...]
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Horror illustrations by Suehiro Maruo
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Ultra Gash Inferno is one of those short manga collections that really stuck with me over the years. Think Chinese Propaganda art meets Bataille’s Story of the Eye. It’s base, grotesque, ludicrous, senseless and yet so beautiful at the same time. I finally got around to watching Suehiro Maruo’s loosely animated movie Midori (Mr. Arashi’s Amazing Freak Show — watch below), whose sub-Hanna Barberran roughness and geek love content has a likeness to the naivety and brutal yum to some of the best outsider art.
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Grow Your Own World’s Hottest Pepper
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Just a notch under US-grade pepper spray on the Scoville heat scale, the Bhut jolokia pepper is the second hottest pepper in the world. This handy kit helps you grow your own, just in case you need some serious spice in your life.
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Tauntaun sleeping bag
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I’ve always thought a Tauntaun sleeping bag would be the most obvious Star Wars merchandise. Bring this to your next slumber party and you’ll be sure to impress.
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Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray
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I can’t believe I haven’t seen these Han Solo in Carbonite ice cube trays before. Quite clever, and the best part is that they double as chocolate moulds!
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Fridgeezoo: a talking refrigerator pet
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My sister is a huge advocate for sustainable living and lectures me for using the plastic bags in fruit and veg aisle of the supermarket. Is this reminder to be green annoying? Yes, every time. When the reminder comes from an adorable eco-conscious polar bear it’s a different story.
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Zombie Slippers
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If zombies had no teeth, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to have our body parts in their mouths. These plush zombie slippers simulate that very experience.
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Swedish FireSteel
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Think Geek is singularly responsible for providing me with all my post-peak-oil needs, such as this Swedish FireSteel — a sort of compact flint that you can keep on your keychain — that can be used to light campfires, gas stoves, and grills without the use of electricty.
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Star Trek Enterprise shaped pizza cutter
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Nerds love pizza and nerds love Star Trek. Nerds need this Enterprise-shaped pizza cutter to show how they are nerdier than the nerdiest nerds on the message boards.
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Pocket Chainsaw
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This pocket chainsaw (non motorised, obviously) weighs only five ounces, but can cut through a three-inch-thick tree limb in less than 10 seconds. I will need one of these for the zombie apocalypse.
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Bacon Soap
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Bacon candy was one thing. Bacon cologne was pushing it. And now there is this: bacon soap. Yup, from ThinkGeek comes this new soap that is not only marbled to look like real bacon but made to smell like it too. Just like that first whiff of salty, greasy bacon cooking in the morning, lathering [...]
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 weighs only five ounces, but can cut through a three-inch-thick tree limb in less than 10 seconds. I will need one of these for the zombie apocalypse.){kind=link}
