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Grab a pair of these pants and wear the world’s most famous … erm … schlong

If you’re a lover of art and nudity, these pants are definitely for you.

Hey guys, have you ever wanted to strut your stuff in public without pants? Well, we’ve discovered the next best thing. As for you ladies, you can now sport your very own penis.

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If you’re looking for a striking pair of leggings or swim shorts, look no further than a classic art print of Michelangelo’s David’s penis, printed exactly where it’s meant to be.

The company Rage On! are selling the fashionable leggings online and are calling them David’s Marble Legs. You can also grab a pair of swim shorts that show off a juicy, tight butt on the back.

The legwear is creating some buzz over classic art and making people feel a little icky at the same time. What more could you want?

One customer reviewed the pants with a laughing emoji, while another “couldn’t be happier to make people uncomfortable.”

I think it’s time to get myself a penis.

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Bronte is a media student at the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT). She enjoys music, fitness, and exploring the city.

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