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WTF! Did a guest on the Alex Jones show really suggest NASA runs a child slave colony on Mars?

The Alex Jones Show, home of the some of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories on the Internet, recently had a guest on who suggested that NASA might be sending children to Mars to be used as slaves.

In their Youtube show on June 29, interestingly titled “CIA Insider: Pedophilia Is Only the Gateway, Vampirism Is The Destination”, Alex Jones went on a curious line of thought, first covering the accusations of sexual abuse against Australian Cardinal and top Pope advisor George Pell, and then going from there straight into linking NASA with an interplanetary child slavery ring.

Wait, what?

His guest, Robert David Steele – Ex CIA – stated with a straight face: “This may strike your listeners as way out, but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars. It is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride so that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

(Shhh, nobody tell him that it actually takes just 39 days with today’s technology to travel to the red planet.)

Of course, Mr. Steele opened our eyes to such truths after claiming that a pedophile’s ultimate goal is to harvest their victim’s body parts in the pursuit of eternal youth.

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” said Steele. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” said Jones, to which Steele answered, “Yes, yes, it’s an anti-aging thing”

But the best was left for last. If the sheer lunacy of the exchange wasn’t enough till that point, in the dying seconds of the show Jones just had to cap it off stating confidently: “there are massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are Alien life-forms on this Earth now.”

Yep.

Of course, NASA replied to the claim, underlining the fact that there are actually no humans in Mars. Guy Webster, spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA told the Daily Beast “There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are, but there are no humans.”

Although Alex Jones’ outrageous claims have been the laughingstock of the Internet since he started his “Infowars” media outlet in 1999, there are millions of people that actually believe in his BS. Disquietingly enough, Donald Trump, responsible of one of the two biggest nuclear stockpiles on Earth is one of them.

Their mutual admiration became public back in 2015, when Trump appeared on the show telling Jones “your reputation is amazing” and “I will not let you down” in a half-hour interview. The now President of the United States has been caught on record many times citing and referencing fake news originated on Infowars, and the show even got a White House press pass this May.

Jones is known for stirring up nonsensical paranoia by making up baseless theories that go from the hilariously whimsical, like when he said the government was “encouraging homosexuality with chemicals so that people don’t have children”, to the offensive, like when he blatantly stated that the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax.

Of course, in the meanwhile he profits from his thriving online store that offers things like male supplements and tactical body armor.

On top of all this insanity, Jones’ lawyer recently stated that he’s just a “performance artist”.

Good grief Charlie Brown.

If you have the stomach for it, you can check the whole clip below.

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