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People just can’t after seeing toy horses with too much detail (NSFW)

We’re all for anatomical accuracy – whether it’s getting the right waistline for Barbie or correct facial proportions for Disney princesses. But perhaps the concept is best not applied to toy horses.

Twitter user Bob Velcoro recently noticed something odd with a toy horse he got for his daughter. At first glance, it looks normal, but once you peep under it, you’ll quickly see the creepy detail: A penis. A human penis, at that!

According to Velcoro, the other animals from the set didn’t come with genitalia. “The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks,” he tweeted. “Only the horse.”

Twitter has been either amused or horrified. Some suggested the horse hook up with a lady friend, and others felt the animal’s penis was underwhelming. But most were just creeped out about the erroneous detail on a child’s toy.

This isn’t the first time a human penis found its way onto a horse. In 2014, a man posted on Reddit about the same figurine from Canadian toy company Battat with the same anatomy.

Horses with penises

Via BuzzFeed

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