Broke up with someone and can’t tear yourself away from their Facebook page? We’ve all been there and know your pain. Instead of utilising Facebook’s new feature to see less of your ex on the social media website, install Nickelblock — the app that plays Nickelback every time you try to contact that ex.
‘When you’re down in the dumps after being dumped by a douche, fast-acting Nickelblock lifts you back up within 15 seconds or less’, the video announces. Wow!
There are some risks involved with using the app, though. Such as being attracted to frosted tips, puka shell necklaces and chin pubes. Oh, and ‘please contact your doctor if you are able to listen to an entire Nickelback album as this may be a sign you’ll be alone forever’.
(Psst, if you haven’t guessed by now, this is a prank — but we kinda want this to be a real app!)