Never be lonely again, pizza will always be by your side. The geniuses over at online store ‘Stupidiotic’ have come up with a necklace that lets you have a slice of pizza on-the-go.
Called the Pizza Pouch, it’s basically a pizza-shaped zip-locked plastic with a lanyard. Keep it – literally – close to your heart and you’ll never be without pie again. Just look at the guy modeling the Pizza Pouch, he looks so happy! And so will you!
‘Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement’, says Stupidiotic. ‘Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery’.
Head on over here to get yourself a Pizza Pouch for $8. Slice of pizza sold separately.