Because a giant alien slug who runs a criminal empire is the best choice to spruce up your yard. This here is the officially-licensed Star Wars lawn ornament that’s made to look like Jabba the Hutt.
The six-foot-tall, 10-foot-long inflatable is exactly what you think it is: a giant, menacing crime lord sitting on your lawn, intimidating the heck out of passers-by. It can light up at night and comes with a set of spikes that prevent anyone from stealing it (because honestly, everyone wants their own Jabba at home).
If you don’t want it on your front yard, ThinkGeek suggests ‘…stick him in your den. Put him in your garage. Just don’t put him in your bedroom. That’s creepy’.
The Jabba the Hutt lawn decoration is priced at $169.99 (a sound investment) and can be purchased here.
Via Laughing Squid