Life isn’t perfect and the people who made up the Tumblr account Absurd Life Quote probably know this better than anyone. For as the name implies, this account is dedicated to those quirks in life. Like when you look better in the mirror than you do in a photograph. Or when your favourite position in bed is next to the wall because then you can charge your phone (amiright?).
While incredible funny, a lot of these quotes come with home truths. Like, ‘your secret is safe with me… and my best friend’. Everybody knows that when you share a secret, your BFF gets all the gory details, too.
Enjoy reading these quotes – they’ll make you laugh and cringe, but most of all, they’ll make you feel incredible human.
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