If you really can’t stand someone, you should opt out of the glitter fad and go with a bag of dicks. Yes, that’s right, folks. You can now send your greatest enemies (or frenemies) a big bag of dicks and go tell ’em to eat a few, too.
Crass? Perhaps. But seriously, there’s at least one person you’ve been wanting to shout ‘Go eat a dick’ to and now is the perfect opportunity.
Dicks by Mail is your one-stop shop for payback. Go to this place, buy a bag of dicks and they’ll ship a US$15 bag of gummy dicks to that ex, weird cousin, or current/former boss.
A stock message will also be included to ‘get the point across in a way that nobody will mistake’.
They look delicious, too, which is getting into territory that’s ripe for having some fun with.
First Bags of Dicks are going out this week!
— Dick Richards (@DicksByMail) March 13, 2015