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You couldn’t make this up: American student gets trapped in giant German vagina!

Oh my, our minds are reeling at this latest viral gem to grace the face of the internet. Whichever variation of ‘man becomes lodged in giant vagina’ you prefer, the fact remains that you just can’t make this stuff up. The 32-tonne sculpture by Fernando de la Jara sits vajestically outside Tübingen University in Germany and was invaded by a zealous American student earlier this week. A friend of the student, both of whom remain anonymous, said ‘I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture’.

Wanting to take a funny picture isn’t normally the reason people find themselves trapped between labia, but regardless it took 22 firemen and several hours of careful contemplation before the thoroughly embarrassed young man was rescued from the £95,000 marble sculpture, entitled Chachan-Pi (‘Making Love’ in the language of Peruvian Indians).

There are various morals to this story, but we’ll pick just one: Never attempt to enter a vagina, unless you’re absolutely sure you’re meant to be there.

Via The Guardian

American student is trapped in giant German vagina
American student is trapped in giant German vagina
American student is trapped in giant German vagina

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Milo Sumner is a day-dreamer, living and breathing in London. When feeling low, he tends to cut loose and chase after dogs in the park. Otherwise he can usually be found pondering what to have for lunch.