How marvelous: some smartass out there decided to take the idea of the infamous beer belly back full circle by designing an actual wearable beer belly for secretly storing up to 80 oz of your preferred beverage around your waist. Meant to be worn under clothing, you’d either look like a guy with a beer paunch (only you know it’s really a pouch), or, if you’re a lady, pregnant.
Ladies can also choose to sport a wine rack instead of the pregnant look. Which begs the question: would any lads out there care to sport moobs instead of a beer paunch? And another question: who’s going to make a fake six-pack out of a six-pack of beer?