by Inigo del Castillo in New Food and Packaging on Thursday 22 May 2014

You know what momma always said: ‘life is like a box of chocolates – it’s full of debauchery, dirty deeds, nymphomania, and most of all, nuts’. Or I think that’s what she said. Online purveyor of weird goods, ‘Firebox’, is selling this box of chocolates that’s sure to get your freak on. ‘Kama Sutra Chocolate Box’ contains handsomely-crafted French chocolates based on the Kama Sutra.

Positions you might pick out are the ‘Crouching Tiger’, ‘The Plough’, and others that are too NSFW to mention. Flavors include: 3 dark chocolate, 3 milk chocolate, and 2 white chocolate slabs.

Best eaten in the nude. And hopefully not alone. You can check out the product details here.