So there’s a Kickstarter project of a dick-shaped tie
The Dick Tie. A combination of two things that express a man’s masculinity, power, and domination: the necktie and the phallus. Lord over board meetings and presentations with this symbol of strength and professionalism, seriously.
This Kickstarter project is currently in the fundraising stage, having raised $112 out of their $900 goal. Backers can donate $30 and choose between three Dick Tie styles: 100% silk in patterned, black, or pink. Sadly, the item ships within the US only, depriving other countries of this bold yet ‘subtle’ fashion statement.