by Inigo del Castillo in New Products on Wednesday 30 April 2014

It’s time to get over your fear of STDs. Sure, your crotch may burn like hell, but how can you stay mad at these guys when they are so dang cute and huggable? ‘Giant STDs’ from Firebox is a collection of cuddly venereal diseases made to show you their soft and friendly side.

Crabs, Herpes, Syphilis, Chlamydia, and The Clap are all over a million times their actual size. Each one comes with an information tag that includes its scientific name, a photo of the actual microbe, and a short science lesson on STDs. These little critters make for great gifts for friends and loved ones, especially your sexual partner. I could imagine the conversation now: ‘Honey, guess what I’m giving you on our anniversary?’ ‘What?’ ‘STD! And Herpes!’

The dolls cost £8.99 each, and are all available here.