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This Darth Vader toaster: bread that’s a bit on the dark side

A Dark Lord has been unleashed in the battle to make you delicious breakfast. Cook your toast inside Darth Vader’s head, and rest assured it will come to the dark side, in a matter of minutes. It even burns the Star Wars logo and the image of the Sith Lord on it!

This must-have kitchen appliance for Star Wars fans everywhere is available for purchase at ‘Big Bad Toy Store’. Though it comes with a funny disclaimer:

‘Depending on the type of bread used and the duration of toasting, your toast may differ from what is pictured in the promotional material above. The toast pictured above was produced by a trained professional. It is important to remember that toast is like a snowflake, each piece is unique and beautiful in it’s own way’.

And remember, don’t skimp on the butter, as the toaster may find your lack of butter disturbing.

Via Incredible Things

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Inigo is a writer and graphic designer from Manila, Philippines. He is a soldier of love who will carry you on his strong back of awesomeness when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

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