Netizens fall head over heels for female attorney general of Crimea

While the crisis in Crimea continues to capture our attention and prayers, netizens – most of them Japanese – have had their hearts captured by a related development. It looks like 33-year old Natalia Poklonskaya, the new attorney general of Crimea, has caught the fancy of many for her stunning looks and ‘macho’ military ranking.

Here’s a look at some of the comments from Japanese netizens regarding the pretty and well-decorated attorney general. Warning: It gets pretty weird.

‘Please cross examine me harshly!’

‘Summon me for questioning! I’ll tell you everything I know! I’ll even tell you everything I don’t know!’

‘I want her to grab me by the lapels and slap me twice. And when I fall down, I want her to bury her foot into my gut’.

‘Please step on me’.

Of course, the Japanese don’t have a monopoly on weird comments, here are some equally disturbing statements on the comments section of YouTube.

‘I want to eat pancakes off of her stomach and lick the syrup into her belly button, then twirl my finger in it’.

‘Hey please… invade Brazil too ;)’

‘ENSLAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

‘Who knew giving defence orders could look so cute’.

While the internet explodes over this beauty, Russians were quick to comment that her looks are just average in the Motherland. I take that as their way of saying, ‘we’re all drop dead gorgeous!’  I don’t know about you, but I’m packing my stuff and heading to Russia, in the hopes of getting harshly cross examined by a beautiful local.

Via Rocket News 24

Natalia Poklonskaya

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