This Etsy store sells superhero poop in a jar

These jars of feces reek of justice and courage. While most of us would defecate average, brown-coloured dung, Boston-based artist and Etsy seller Michelle Antoni of ‘AntonisArtAsylum’ believes superheroes also need to conceal their poop with costumes. The result are these costumed poop sculptures inspired by Batman, Spider-man, and the Hulk.

The sculptures are handmade from polymer clay and Antoni says no two pieces of (bleep) are the same. If you’re into collecting superhero memorabilia, we’re pretty sure you don’t have these yet in your collection.

A jar of superpowered poop starts at $15.99, and it comes with an evil-deterring fragrance. Also, if you get the Batman poop, you’ll never need to flush anymore, it’ll just disappear into the night.

Via The Mary Sue

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