Arse/Face soap helps you prevent embarrassing mix-ups
Here’s how you can make sure you never accidentally wipe your face on your ass when you use the wrong side of your soap: get the Face/Arse soap which clearly indicates which side is for which. Of course, there are more traditional ways to solve this, such as, er, buying two soaps. And who’s to say your cheeky friends won’t deliberately use the wrong side to clean their butts? Modern life is so tough.