World’s only pure milk vodka is now available for purchase

Get drunk and develop strong bones in the process? Shut up and take my money! Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka is the world’s only pure milk vodka, made from West Dorset, UK. It has a warming, sweet and creamy taste, with hints of vanilla and cinnamon. Its British makers claim that it’s nothing like the throat-scorching stuff that comes out of Russia.

How did they manage to make such a unique brand of vodka? The description on the website says, ‘Imagine the old nursery rhyme; except Little Miss Muffet turns the curds into award winning cheeses and ferments the whey into a milk beer which is then distilled, specially blended and triple-filtered into a deliciously unique vodka’.

If the thought of milk-vodka on your morning cereal isn’t enough for you to purchase a hundred bottles of this product, here are some nice puns from the gentlemen who made Black Cow: ‘Haven’t you herd? Cow’s milk and vodka, they were just made for each udder’.

Black Cow is available over at Firebox.

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