How do you prevent a bully from stealing you lunch? Through courage? Through empathy and understanding? Through moral ascendancy? No. Through this cleverly-designed lunch bag. The anti-theft lunch bag is pretty simple. It has green splotches printed on both sides, making your lunch look like it could give off a nasty tummy ache. Classmates and co-workers with kleptomaniac tendencies will think twice when they see this. It costs $8 per 25 bags, but sadly, due to the number of stolen lunches, many victims have availed of this innovative product and is currently sold out.