The Ultimate Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit

Ahh breakups. Aren’t they just the best? All that freedom, having no one to answer to … Well, I know it may not be like that for all of us, all of the time. Luckily for all you ladies (and unluckily for us boys), Australian-based design brand Her Royal Flyness have developed the ultimate ex-boyfriend revenge kit.

No, it doesn’t involve pulling out his new girls hair; you’re a lady of class after all. Encased in a woven leather tote, the teal coloured kit contains all you need for a stylishly good time: a crowbar, a balaclava, some brass knuckles, pliers, rope, tape and an all-important ‘truth serum’. The only downside is that the kit comes in at US$1,689. At that price, you may as well just order a hit on him. Well. Maybe not.


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Cormack is a young writer/photographer from Newcastle who shot his first music festival at age fifteen. When he’s not writing or photographing, you’ll find him stumbling around gigs in Sydney and Newcastle or soaking up culture and coffee in Melbourne.

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