Aw, now you can have a real R2-D2 in your life
Holy Star Wars, look what we just found: a life-sized R2-D2 that beeps and lights up like the real deal. You can have it guard your room with a sentry alarm, or let it spin and dance for you. Hell, it will even hold your beer for you. According to one of the Amazon reviews, the droid will even attempt to find you if you say ‘Come here’. No more lonely nights watching Star Wars now.