22-carat gold toilet paper for just US$1,376,900 per roll

I used to resort to a cheesy joke about using 20 dollar bills instead of 100s as toilet paper. But I think someone at Toilet Paper Man beat me to my punchline. These guys sell a roll of 22-carat gold TP for just US$1,376,900 per roll.

Don’t believe me? Apparently Instagram celebrity Kelly Wearstler found a roll and posted a photo. The tagline went like this: ‘an unexpected moment of glamour’. Nice one, Kelly.