True story: Drunk pig steals 18 beers then fights a cow
This wild pig was recently seen causing havoc after hammering 18 stolen beers. The little guy snuck into a camp site situated in an area of Western Australia at the DeGray River rest area and pilfered the booze before the campers could stop him. After drinking the alcohol, he picked a fight with a cow. True. Apparently he was too drunk to size up his opponent well.
The cow chased him around for a while before he could escaped into the river. Needless to say, officials from the government highway division Main Roads have warned to campers to take better precautions against future incidents by better securing their supplies.
Via ABC Australia