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Miranda Kerr buys too much detergent, suddenly speaks Japanese

Did you know: When Miranda Kerr is not strutting her stuff on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk, she spends her day hoarding pink detergent and speaking Japanese? While the video does not contain any lingerie, it’s good to know that if at any point in the future you share an intimate moment with Miranda Kerr, both of you can converse in the language of samurais and ninjas.

Translation of their conversation:
Friend: “What have you been up to?”
Miranda: “I went shopping.”
Friend: “You bought too much!”
Miranda: *Applies her wink of death (No effect on women)*
Friend: “Ah, Bold!”
Miranda: “It’s so cute and pink!”
Friend: “Pink? Anyway you look at it, it’s blue!”
Miranda: “The liquid is pink!”
Friends: “It’s pink!”
Miranda: “It’s pink!”

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