by Inigo del Castillo in New Products on Tuesday 17 September 2013

Etsy seller Chicsindesigndotcom wants you to rest and sit on top of a sleeping grizzly bear. It’s not only a good living room fixture, but it can also be a guard dog.. err, bear for uninvited guests. If you can’t handle grizzly bears, you can rest your toosh on either a brich wood or a cotton wood.

Tarzan baby not included. Now, if you’re really not an outdoors-y person, maybe you’re the type who loves meat. In fact, you love meat so much that you’d rather sleep and share your dreams with a big slab of it than eat it. Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone.