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Depressed birthday candles

Not feeling up for another birthday in your life? Are you finally at the age where birthday get-togethers feel more like a funeral? Then I’m sure you’ll appreciate these depressing birthday candles. Instead of proudly announcing your new age, they spell the phrase, ‘Don’t ask’.

Don't ask birthday candles

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