Internet behold! Your favourite animals – sloths, sharks, cats, unicorns – all have knitting patterns for toys that you know you need (yes, you can sleep with a toy sloth at 30). Brought to you by the makers of the legendary Children’s Birthday Cake Book with the train on the cover, the book’s poems and characters alone are a necessary addition to your ironically cool library. Hipster Owl’s ‘need for specs is not genetic, he wears them for their cool aesthetic’. Deep.