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Good news: Canned unicorn meat is back in stock

Wasn’t that long ago that canned unicorn meat was so hot, it was quickly sold out. Now the meat of the ‘tasty magical beast’ is back in stock, thanks to a more sustainable formula: stuffed unicorn plushies, chopped up in bits.

As ThinkGeek merrily noted, ‘Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended’.

Yep, even German customs officials have been known to confiscate the rare delicacy. It may be less gelatinous and less sparkly, but sustainable unicorn meat is the way to go.

Canned unicorn meat
Labeled parts of a unicorn

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