Sorry, Darth Vader won’t eat junk food, he’ll only eat junk mail

When Marty Van Dyke (or SenseiMonkeyboy, as he’s known on DeviantART) was asked to paint Darth Vader on a friend’s mailbox, he admitted that ‘it started that direction then veered off sharply into this.’ What he means by ‘this’, is that he smacked a realistic replica of Darth Vader’s masked helmet head right in front of the mailbox. We demand to know where Van Dyke’s friend lives just so we can brag about feeding daft letters to Darth Vader.

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